Mile a minute

ok ok ok SO
I'm trying to cut a little sodium and fat out of my diet, so I go to the grocery and I have to spend ages looking at the backs of packages and reading all the ingredients, I HATE how something will say lean cuisine or something like that on it but really? not that good for you.
So when are you supposed to start eating healthy? I've never really been one of those "lose weight, watching my weight" kind of people, lucky metabolism draw I guess, but lately since I quit smoking I decided maybe a little lifestyle change is in order, problem is... I started working out and eating well when I wasn't working. Now I'm full time and I really don't see where I'm going to find the time to keep this all up.
Does anyone have suggestions for quick easy SODIUM FREE meals?
It's not TOO hard to find low fat stuff, but sodium free? gimme a break!
and working out!
oh man, I HATE hot yoga, I HATE it. don't stand there and tell me to "see what my emotional self's posture looks like today"!!!!
because she's going to jump out at you and punch the back of your head.
"every exercise can look graceful" !!!
eat me.
I leave hot yoga more stressed and angry than when I went. oh and I have an unlimited 6 month pass. well done me.
Also, part of growing up...
RSPs.
I have some from my old job, I had to move them because they were in something something and then blah blah, I don't understand.
SO
my question is, should I cash them out to pay off some of my debt? everyone's all like NO NO NO! taxes blah blah! don't omg do it!
but then I'm like, wouldn't it be better not to pay the interest on my debt and pay it off faster so that I can save up again? it makes sense to me?
maybe I'm not understanding this.
AND just so you know, since I started being healthy and all that? I've been grumpy and moody and I'm not even pregnant! what a waste of anger.
oh, and I don't think I'm very funny anymore, I'm pretty sure that's gone along with my sarcastic, single life, horribly patronizing way of looking at things.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?
quick, someone get me a beer and a cigarette and something to clog my arteries.
It's been a long week.

one for my homie

When is it ok to steal a guys pen that you don’t know and throw it in the garbage? When he has an annoying habit of clicking it non-stop. My friend Murray has a new guys sitting next to her at work, and apparently he likes his clicky pens. He clicks all day and he’s driving her a little insane. She just told me that she actually stole his pen and threw it in the garbage because it was driving her nuts. However, he was undaunted by her attempts and peace and arrogantly went and got a new clicky pen from the supply closet! How DARE he? My thoughts exactly. She says her next step is to steal all the clicky pens available in the supply closet and bring non-clicky pens to his desk. I mean that just makes sense, I know I don’t have the Kahunas to turn around and ask him politely to stop clicking.
Therefore I pose this question to you, my sporadic and devoted readers, are you a mouth breather? And if you are, who do you think it’s annoying right now? Also, stop it.

New Years reso. start lying

Ok so it’s been a while. I’m a failure as a constant blogger.

I have constant thoughts though!

Like today, Jenny and I are e-chatting, and we’re all like “so we both hurt ourselves snowboarding” should we lie and make up a great interesting story about how we got hurt? Or should we tell the truth for comedic relief?

Turns out her and I need to stop telling the truth.

SO,

I went snowboarding this weekend, I’m REALLY good at it, and I was totally carving down this double black diamond like it was nothing right? And I go to hit a sick jump and do a catt flip back 360 inverted double spike gnarly hip snoogle right? And out of NOWHERE this baby moose comes trotting right in my way! So I try to stop and swerve off the side which happens to be a massive cliff with a 35 foot drop off and ended up spraining my wrist and breaking my bindings. It’s cool though, no big.