Dear Salmon Bento Box,
I would like to inform you that from 9:30am this morning I've been yearning to microwave you so that I could eat you. I've been very hungry today. So when 11:30 finally came around and I felt it was appropriate to cook something in the microwave here at work I went straight out and did just that.
HOWEVER
The microwave in our kitchen is broken so I had to take you to the other kitchen which is not so much far as it is inconvenient.
nonetheless I did it. I had to come back to my desk and count for 4 minutes and then go back, at which point you were cooked. I opened the microwave to uncover my delicious food that I had been waiting 2 hours to make to get hit in the face with the most offensive fish smell in the universe.
HOW DARE YOU NOT BE FRESH?
I'm hungry, I waited patiently, I walked distances!!!!
and now, i ate half the rice, all the veggies and the dumpling, and I'm STILL HUNGRY and I don't like stinky salmon.
So NOW what the heck am I supposed to do? all I have are almonds and carrot sticks and they don't fill me up. I have to waste time walking around trying to find food? is that what I'm supposed to do? that seriously cuts into my reading Harry Potter slash textsfromlastnight.com time.
In conclusion, you're a giant let down bento box. I'll be surprised if I ever buy you again.
Asha
ps. please tune in next week for Dear Chicken bento box.
Dear KFC,
ReplyDeleteThanks for being right across from the music store. Thanks a lot. I mean... really. That's very convenient for the meat eating friend I went with. Thanks for putting more mayo than macaroni in your macaroni salad. Next time, maybe you could just give me a cup of the mayo sauce crap you use? Maybe you could just inject it directly into my stomach to spare me the taste? Anyway... thanks, you're great. I'm really pleased I gave you 5 dollars today, and I don't feel like gagging at all. And no. Nothing's wrong, KFC. I'm FINE.
Anne